one hell of a disappointing day

Audience (if there is any) this one is gonna be full with slangs, so before i start writing my blog, let me apologize for the upcoming bad toned content.

Yes this was the one f****n  weird day which i haven't had for a long time so i thought to record it and to post it. It was 26th of March 2015, i woke up very excited to see the most awaited world cup semi final clash between India and Australia, India played really well in this world cup by winning all the first 7 matches and also taking all 70 wickets in the process, so i was excited and also hoping that India would defeat Australia and enter the finals. So i got up and freshened at bit and in the mean time some of my friends came and took a football which i had and went to play soccer but I decided to stay at home. At 9 am exactly a girl (Neeru, this is an interesting one and i will carry it forward later in this paragraph) came and handed over to me her documents and a form and asked me to post it and i was happy enough to do it for her. The match started and much to my f****n disappointment India lost the toss. Nonetheless i had a form to fill so i went to post office and did the necessary and speed posted my form along with that girl's. I went to one of my friend's home but he wasn't there so i went to my massi's home and watched the dismal bowling performance of India and i was really getting spiritless, so i went back home and took lunch and in the meantime and also started watching match till the time Australia piled up a huge amount of runs for India to chase it down. With much hope and belief on India's much appreciated and glorified batting line up i sat in front of TV and started watching the match. For sometime India was doing well but you know they say that no dream lasts for long and soon two wickets fell back to back, so i got pretty sick and tired of it and i started my scooter and went to my massi's home and as soon as i sat there another wicket fell, so i stood up again and kicked the hell out of my scooter and went to my usual gaming joint but it was closed apparently the owner was at home watching match. After that i went to a local Pool/Snooker bar, i figured that i might play for sometime there to take my mind of the match, but much to my surprise the Pool/Snooker owner got a TV there and there were a dozen of people inside there and to whom of which i was acquainted with the most of them. I stood there for sometime but again another wicket fell and it quickly killed all my mood to stay there. I went outside and then directly went to my home and till then India was almost on the verge of a defeat, so i sat outside completely bored with no idea of what to do, i had another football there and i started to play and juggle with it and after sometime that girl (Neeru) came to my home asking for the receipt of the speed post which i did for her earlier. I gave her the receipt and he insisted me to take money but i was adamant enough to take it, after some unsuccessful attempts she went back. I came inside but still pretty bored i decided to back to my gaming joint, i went there and started playing 'Winning Eleven 9' on 'PS2' with one of my friends and after half an hour of intense gameplay i faced defeat by a margin of one goal. From there i went to one of my friends and he still wasn't home, i was still very bored and i had some kind of an inconsolable sad feeling (it happens to me sometimes), so i decided to go temple. I went to temple and stood there in front of the deities for half an hour, also prayed a bit and then went back to home. I realized that for a long long time i wasn't so bored to the extent i was feeling that day, i was contemplating that WTF i was doing with my life and also in the process making some future plans. In the process i got so sick and tired of all of this shit, that i did something, which apparently i cannot reveal here but sure some of my close friends can surely guess it correctly. After calming myself i went inside and took dinner and then went inside my room. There inside my room i started watching 'Friends' (a popular comedy TV series of the US), as i had nothing more meaningful to do at that time. At that time that girl (Neeru) pinged me, and we started joking and talked about some forms which was no big thing because we were on many occasions used to talk and chat even during the night and honestly speaking i kind of liked this girl in a good way, but then something disastrous happened she called me 'BHAI' and i said in the following precise words but in a jokingly manner 'hahaha bhai bol ke kaleje me goli chala di' (u shot a bullet right through my heart by calling me a bro) and she said that she was serious about what she said and i said WTF(in my head, not in the chat) then i jokingly turned around the whole thing around and after sometime went offline. Then i thought to myself that what can be a bigger f****n disaster than this, someone truly said that even God faces difficulty in this subject matter and i am just a puny human hahaha. Soon in minutes my stomach showed some erratic behavior and i was about to vomit at that time (man i sometimes think that how my f****n stomach and these things are interrelated), i went to bathroom emptied my bowels and it was a hell of a long drag, after spending half an hour in the bathroom and taking some digestive tablets there was a sigh of relief in my stomach and then i went inside my room and thanked God and went to sleep to put an end to a pretty dismal day like this.